What’s up with the name,
“Short & Busty?”
A: One partner is short. The other is busty. (Sorry to be
I drove all night looking for
Short & Busty Brew and came up
empty. Where can I purchase
Short & Busty beer?
A: You can’t. Short & Busty brew is not yet available
for sale. In the meantime, we’re glad we could save
you from drinking and driving.
Why do you have a website for a beer no one can drink?
And if enough
folks support us by purchasing the gear…
So, until you’ve got venture capital, how do I get invited
to a tasting?
A: Kiss up to the partners. (Bend your knees when kissing
up to Short.
He’s just a bit sensitive.)
Which Short & Busty t-shirt would you recommend for my
Fritzy? (She’s a Cockapoo.)
A: While any Short & Busty t-shirt will make Fritzy style
like a top dog,
we recommend the But Wheat. Most bitches love a Little Rascals
What is the capital of Mongolia?
A: Ulaanbaatar. Duh.